Motel rooms

There is defiantly something strange about motel rooms. Some smell like popuri, others like pine cones. Some have an apple clock on the wall. Some have a just cleaned and sanitary paper wrapped around the toilet bowl, others do not (got to wonder about that). Some have easily accessible power outlets, others have beds bolted to the floor. Some are run by some really nice people. Others make you wish you had a gun under the pillow and hope that there aren't any cameras installed. The point that I am trying to make is lock the door!